500+ Short Instagram Captions 2022 🔥 (Savage, Funny, Couples)

Whether you’re looking for short Instagram captions, funny captions, cute couple captions, or selfie captions, we’ve got you covered.

Instagram is one of the most popular social media platforms with over a billion active users. And with such a huge audience, it’s no surprise that many people are looking for the best ways to stand out from the crowd.

One way to do this is by using an interesting and attention-grabbing caption. But coming up with a good caption can be tough. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the best short Instagram captions for your next post.

So check out our list of the best short Instagram captions below and find the perfect one for your next post.

Savage Short Instagram Captions

1. I am hot, and I never lose my cool.
2. Don’t get bitter; get better. — Alyssa Edwards
3. Remember the alphabet? I always come before U.
4. Why would I chase you when I am the catch?
5. I got no GPS, but it is now my turn.
6. I embrace mistakes, and they make you who you are. — Beyoncé
7. I’m one of those people who doesn’t follow trends. I set them.— Zendaya
8. My vision’s 20/20, and I don’t see you as my competition.
9. “I never trust a narcissist, but they love me.” — Taylor Swift
10. Please behave when I walk in.
11. “Ugh, as if!” — Cher Horowitz
12. I’m too busy writing history to read it. — Kanye West
13. Calm down, and I am none of your business.
14. “You’re italic; I’m in bold.” — Billie Eilish.
15. I’m gracing you with my presence. — Kourtney Kardashian
16. Cheque before check
17. I love it when you shut up.
18. I am 99% angel, and you know where that 1% goes.
19. Be careful not to stay long in the sun, babe. Remember, plastic melts.
20. I will not waste my time on an act of revenge. I am going to let Karma do its job.
21. My life goes on with or without you.
22. Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s a comedy show.
23. “It is so weird being my own role model.” — Mindy Lahiri
24. My outfit is perfect, and my attitude is worth it.
25. I would drink champagne instead of having you as my cup of tea.
26. My kindness is not a weakness.
27. I can do selfies better than you.
28. My skin glows while my money grows.
29. “I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” — Kelly Rowland
30. I am not sorry that people are so jealous of me.
31. Sorry if I am famous.
32. No one is like me.
33. Bitch, please, you cannot sit with us.

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Short Funny Instagram Captions

34. When nothing is going right, go left.
35. I’m in shape; round shape.
36. Do you know what my second favorite F word? Friday is!
37. Be careful not to hurt my friend. I can make your death look like an accident. 
38. Flaunting the Gucci bags under my eyes. 👀
39. Am I born with it, or it’s just a filter?
40. I’m happy that out of my 99 problems, having a wrong angle is not one.
41. I have this Friday feeling on a Monday morning. What a shame!
42. I don’t know why these days, only mosquitoes find me attractive.
43. When you laugh, laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
44. I would rather be a savage than an average.
45. I am not the only one who’s weird; it’s “WE.”
46. Common sense is like deodorant—the people who need it most never use it.
47. Smile while you still have teeth.
48. I was still normal yesterday,
49. You laugh last ‘coz you did not get the joke.
50. I swear not to make my friends lonely, so I keep annoying them.
51. I think of friendship as a bra. It provides you comfort and support and is close to your heart. 😅
52. They say life is short; I say so am I. 😆
53. Something magical happens when I lay on my bed; I remember everything I must do!
54. Felt cute. Won’t delete it later
55. I am the “pro” to procrastinating.
56. Are marathons on Netflix can burn fats?
57. Just drop a new single! Ooops, I dropped myself.
58. I won’t quit, but I will cuss the whole time.
59. My stomach is FLAT with a silent L.
60. Calling Bob the Builder or Fix It Ralph to fix my attitude. 😂
61. Hanging up for a while, the reality is calling! 📞
62. I tried to act normal for once, but it was the worst minute of my life!
63. I would rather say that this is a selfie rather than narcissism HAHA ‘coz it’s easier to spell.

Short Couple Captions

64. “I need you like a heart needs a beat.” – Unknown
65. I caught you looking at me.
66. I won’t go 🥓 your heart.
67. Do you know where my favorite place is? Inside your hug.
68. My boyfriend thinks my lashes are natural. 🤫
69. Talking to my man makes my day.
70. A day without you is incomplete.
71. I love you, my girl.
72. I love you without limits.
73. You glow when you are in love.
74. Loving you was the biggest and best decision of my life.
75. I love you, baby boy.
76. I am not drunk. You just intoxicate me with your love.
77. I will never share you with anyone else.
78. You make me fall more than a hundred times every day.
79. Can I keep you forever if I confess my love to you?
80. It’s like trying to count the stars and express how much I adore you. You can try, but it won’t work.
81. Marry someone you cannot live without.
82. You define the word love.
83. I adore you with every heartbeat.
84. If I don’t say I love you to you today, my day is incomplete.
85. Suddenly all the love songs I hear are already about you.
86. My favorite view is your eyes.
87. I wish I had found you sooner.
88. “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green.
89. The vitamin I need is Vitamin U.
90. The battery on my phone lasts longer than your connections.
91. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” – Hermann Hesse
92. I love the way you make me feel my love.
93. Darling, our hearts speak the same language.
94. “There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do to make you feel my love.” —Bob Dylan
95. Loving you is easy. Letting go is hard.
96. Tomorrow’s garbage pickup is scheduled. Be sure to prepare.
97. I love you to the 🌙 and back.
98. So lucky to have my favorite person by my side.
99. Home is wherever you are.
100. You 💡 up my life.
101. Perhaps you ought to consume some cosmetics so that your insides are equally attractive.
102. We are two peas in a pod.
103. You are the straw to my berry.
104. You’re my cutie 🥧
105. “Love is such a powerful force. It’s there for everyone to embrace—that kind of unconditional love for all of humankind.” —Coretta Scott King.
106. Hey, you are the apple to my pie.
107. Cheese to my macaroni.
108. Every 🍕 me loves every 🍕 you.
109. You always make me smile.
110. You make every moment the best.
111. 🌮-bout a cute couple!
112. We’re the perfect 🍐
113. “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” —Albert Einstein
114. You make me believe in fairytales.
115. The 🍎 of my 👁️
116. I’m always wearing the smile that you gave me.
117. Our love story is timeless.
118. You are my sunshine on a rainy day.
119. So crazy for you.
120. “You make me want to be a better man.” – Melvin Udall
121. Two weirdos are in love with each other.
122. We are requesting the best couple award.
123. I don’t need chocolates when I’m with you.
124. You are stuck with me now.
125. We 🐝-long together.
126. I’m a keeper. Can I keep you?
127. You are the only person who laughs at my dad jokes.
128. ” I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” – Pablo Neruda.
129. I will choose to fall in love with you over and over again.
130. I have been yours since the day we met.
131. Baby, you’re a 🎆
132. Don’t make me fall in love with you.

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Short Instagram Captions for Girls

133. I am an angel 99 percent of the time, but that one percent, that one percent.
134. Being attractive is up to you.
135. Nothing is more alluring than an independent female.
136. Keep slaying, girl.
137. I am a princess, but I don’t need a prince.
138. Messy hair don’t care.
139. I put too much bread and too little butter. I have too many ideas in my tiny head.
140. Do not mind if my attitude irritates you; my mother advised me to be a lady of class!
141. Girl, know your worth.
142. I am wearing my best dress today. It is my confidence.
143. Being normal is boring.
144. Hate me ‘coz girl, and I am going to shine.
145. I am taking this selfie without a filter.
146. A little child with aspirations grows into a woman with vision.
147. I am my sparkle.
148. All I need is coffee and Prada.
149. I don’t need my prince, and I can kill the dragon myself.
150. Don’t fall in love with a girl like me, and I won’t catch you.
151. Beauty begins in me.
152. I’m a nightmare dressed as a horror, my love.
153. Yes, I am aware that I am hot.
154. Be the badass and have a hot ass.
155. Embrace my passion and ride it.
156. Girl, show me your glow.
157. Be authentic, be you!
158. Look at me.
159. Fabulous and classy.
160. Being a short girl means awesomeness is concentrated within me.
161. I don’t want to be like everyone else.
162. This girl is born to be different.
163. Girl, don’t copy me.
164. It is all about the glow.
165. I am a woman with vision.
166. I am throwing my sassiness around like confetti.
167. A girl should live like a butterfly, hard to catch, lovely to see.
168. I am living my life full of love and kindness.
169. This girl will roll out of bed and show off!

Short Badass Captions

170. Why fit in when you can stand out?
171. Don’t give me an excuse.
172. I’m the main star. I complete the galaxy.
173. I am the best view.
174. Get up and kill.
175. Sheep, follow the rules.
176. Serving manners
177. Be yourself. The world may complain, but they will adjust.
178. Put on a good show for your haters.
179. She was killing them with compassion.
180. Somewhat of awful, sort of boujee.
181. Shhhh! Nobody is interested.
182. Unbothered and moisturized.
183. I’m in my lane, surviving happily.
184. Being odd means being number one.
185. If you want to reach my level, start climbing.
186. All broken people come and sit next to me.
187. Bow down to your favorite chaos.
188. Have a good ass and be a badass.
189. Few people can balance being tender and forceful at the same time.
190. I have the face of an angel and a killer’s mind.
191. Have the guts to offend others.
192. Hey, not everyone can be a queen. When I go past, I need a handclap.
193. I may be off. But I have my doubts.
194. Never do I chase. I change. Observe that.
195. I make decisions, not decisions.
196. I believe in getting things done.
197. Trust me, I am aware.
198. I’m a good person with a badass attitude.
199. Be quiet and hear me roar.
200. Change your thoughts to change the world.
201. Forgive the ones who hurt you by forgetting them.
202. Show up and boss them around.
203. No gain without pain.
204. Do you! That’s my #1 life tip for you!
205. Be a legend rather than being rich.
206. Even if you haven’t, dress as though you have achieved something.
207. Throw me to the wolves, and I will come back bossing the whole pack around.

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Short Baddie Instagram Captions

208. Baby, try not to worry.
209. Know your worth, and add tax after.
210. I make my move, and I don’t need choices.
211. I like my coffee as I love myself – too hot for you to handle.
212. They say I act like I don’t give a shit; I am not acting it out.
213. One day I will make myself proud.
214. Being picky is different from knowing what you want.
215. Do not hate yourself, hate the situations.
216. I fall for the efforts, not the words.
217. Do not use sorry until you lose its meaning.
218. The most magical pic you will see on your feed.
219. Not available but always valuable.
220. Doing a thing called “what I want.”
221. You have no power to block my blessings.
222. You are never going to have me.
223. The only competition I consider my competition is the one I see in the mirror.
224. Attitude = personality
225. I don’t care about you; I know I’m awesome.
226. Life goes on no matter what,
227. Opening my mind because this is my weapon.
228. I am never going to ask for your approval.
229. Matte black and a dash of gold — it’s my blood type.
230. What are you looking at? Do you have a problem with my attitude?
231. Do not start the fight if you can’t win.
232. What do you think of this view?
233. You are safe from zombies ‘coz they are only after the brains.
234. Your pretty face is useless since you have an ugly personality.
235. Please do not read the following sentence.
236. Being assertive is preferable to being attractive but useless.
237. You’re so phony, darling.
238. I am dressing as though I’m already well-known.
239. Either I create a solution, or I find one.
240. You are violating the laws.
241. Jealousy is a disease. You better get well soon.
242. This gem is going to shine no matter what.
243. Kick some ass, then!
244. Up your game with me.
245. As a girl boss.
246. Seeking retribution
247. Poor but awake.
248. Try your hardest!
249. Give me a shot.
250. I’m going to break your heart.
251. I can be trusted.
252. I choose the mood.
253. You know what time it is. It’s time to kick ass!
254. You are a badass.
255. I can smell badassery and savagery here.
256. Be a badass and show the world.
257. Bad-to-the-bone type of person.
258. Reckless and brave.
259. Don’t call me badass ‘coz I’m the worst.
260. The Boss of Disguise.
261. It’s my hometown.
262. F*ck what others think about you.
263. Live for a cause, not for any applause.
264. Judge me once, and I’ll prove you wrong twice.
265. Trying to be a good person, then I got bored.
266. I am going to play life like a pro.
267. Fall in love with yourself.
268. I sometimes give a damn.
269. I am riding on my might.
270. Too lovely for you.
271. Apparently, I missed you.
272. Grind and shine with vigor.
273. High sensitivity to idiots
274. Authenticity is what I value most.
275. She is returning with a vengeance.
276. I got what I deserved!
277. Dangerous but unheard of.

Short Dog Captions

278. Dogs are humans’ best friends.
279. Dogs are the only creature that understand human even without words.
280. We do not deserve dogs.
281. Dogs are angel in disguise.
282. Dogs are angels in earth.
283. You will not have a bestfriend as genuine as dogs.
284. Wet nose, big ears, and four paws.
285. Home is where my dog is.
286. “I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. – Oprah Winfrey
287. No one understands me the way my paw friend do.
288. Please feed me hooman.
289. “Happiness is a warm puppy.” —Charles Schulz
290. Hey, what’s up dog?
291. I was lost but rescued by my dog.
292. To err is human — to forgive, canine
293. “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe
294. Don’t you know I woof you so much?
295. “Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?”―Gabrielle Zevin
296. My heart is marked with paw prints.
297. Anything is pawsible if I have you by my side.
298. Do you know what love is? A wet nose and a wagging tail.
299. We are friends forever. Furreal!
300. “Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” —Orhan Pamuk
301. This pawfried is VIP: Very Important Puppy.
302. This is what you call puppy love.
303. Warning: Cuteness wooferload!
304. I bark at nothing in the middle of the night.
305. My mom calls me baby.
306. “Life is a series of dogs.” – George Carlin
307. I ruff you! ♥
308. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
309. I hear rumors on the street, our neighbors call me good girl/boy.
310. Having dog hairs on my furniture at home is normal.
311. This is a crazy dog lady.
312. Hey, dog! I really labrador you!
313. Keep going! Do not stop retrieving on yourself!
314. Everything is pawrfect if I have you by my side.
315. Let’s get out of this town for a barkour!
316. I am working for treats! 
317. Could you give me my ball, Hooman?
318. “Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift
319. I am the cutest dog in the world!
320. This dog is reporting for sleep duty.
321. I am renting in my hooman’s house for free.
322. “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
323. Hey, pup-arazzi stop taking pictures of me.
324. Hoping you will have a pawsome day.
325. How can dogs not distract me?
326. Coffee on my table and a furry friend under make the world go round.
327. I shine every day, dog hair is my glitter.
328. This is my self-pawtrait, do you like it?
329. My dog is more excellent than yours. 🕶
330. Trust a person who loves dogs.
331. I am a real supawstar!
332. Dogs are the real heroes, and I got my supawman with me!
333. It has been a ruff week, waiting for FriYAY already.
334. I am not a fat dog, I am a husky. 
335. Don’t be so paw-litical dear.
336. Bitch, pawlease!
337. This dog stole my heart, then my bed.
338. “Be the person your dog thinks you are.” – C.J. Frick
339. People make me love my dog more.
340. Please be friendly, wag more bark less (especially at night)!
341. I have a free therapist with four legs and a tail at home.
342. When life gets ruff, get a dog.
343. “Dogs are our link to paradise.” – Milan Kundera

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Sassy Short Instagram Captions

344. I define beauty differently than other people. 🌸
345. Kindness is shared through passing beauty. It lasts eons.
346. Know your worth always.
347. Being confident enhances your beauty.
348. While it’s true that money cannot buy happiness, it may purchase cosmetics! 💄
349. Be presentable.
350. Don’t let your crown fall, queen. Lift your head.
351. I’m celebrating my beautiful mess.
352. I made the decision to be a Meredith in a world full of Cinderellas.
353. Don’t fall in love with this girl, please.
354. Claiming my glitter each and every day.
355. Born with style. 
356. I was not created to be liked, but to stand out.
357. Normal is dull. I decide to be exceptional.
358. What people think of me is neither essential nor my concern.
359. Instead of feelings, I catch planes.
360. I shall shine whether you like me or not. 🌟
361. The best middle finger you can give is self-love.
362. I don’t care whether my hair is messy.
363. Live a leisurely existence. 🍃
364. Be joyful! The most attractive girls are those who are happy.
365. A fresh cosmetics pallet is what makes me happy.
366. I’m posting this picture to spread joy.
367. Putting positive energy out there on Instagram.
368. Success is pulsing through my veins.
369. Sassiness and sophistication are being thrown around like confetti.
370. I am embracing the expensiveness of being a girl.
371. Life is short to wear boring shoes.
372. She became a woman with vision as she matured from a little girl with dreams.
373. Live each day as a proton would. Stay upbeat!
374. Female boss
375. Be respectful to your queen. 
376. Being #1 means being the odd chick.
377. God doesn’t make mistakes, so I’m gorgeous.
378. Repeating pout since being weak is my game when there is nothing better to do.
379. In a world packed with muffins, be a lovely cupcake.
380. I act like a princess by making up my identity as one. 
381. This girl sparkles every day.
382. A refined lady.
383. My personality. My fashion. My life
384. Girl, please don’t hate me. It doesn’t change your appearance.
385. Do you wish to kill your enemies? Be their friend.
386. God perfectly made every female.
387. I’m more than just a cute girl.
388. I am a cutie with a mission.
389. I’m a butterfly—beautiful to see, hard to grab.
390. Meet the hottie with an ambition.
391. I am screaming incredible dreams.
392. I always carry a fire within my soul.
393. Have grace inside your heart always.
394. Shopping is the new therapy.
395. I can slay with my curly hair.
396. You used to be my favorite person. I’m sorry, honey, but I now drink wine.
397. Angelic in purity, dark as the devil, hot as hell, dark as the devil, hot as hell, and sweet as love.
398. Don some red and get over your nervousness.
399. Get up, exercise, and dress well.
400. I’m not trying to be seductive; it’s just a way to express myself as I walk around.
401. I can start my day off to the best possible start when our lips are firmly intertwined.
402. Being intelligent is a prerequisite for being attractive.
403. My mouth is a weapon. My grin is lethal. My kisses are as scarlet as blood. Accuse me of murder. 😈
404. A joyous soul is the best safeguard against a cruel world.
405. Choosy with selfies and picky with men
406. Sometimes you have to be both a beast and a beautiful.
407. I’m not one of a million different gals; I’m one in a lifetime.
408. Darling, the way you look can kill.
409. I did because I believed them when they said I couldn’t.
410. Never does a flower think to challenge the one next to it. It only blooms in its time.
411. Like ice, but sweeter than sweets. If you wrong me once, I’ll kill you twice.

Short Simple Captions 

412. Angel on your feed. 👼🏽
413. Sweeter than candy. 🍬
414. Wait! Double tap, please! 
415. Ride or die. 🤞🏽
416. Focus your energy on the essential things.
417. State of mind: sunshine 🌻🌻
418. Blessing your insta feed.
419. Gamechanger.
420. Today I choose joy and contentment.
421. Life is now; own it!
422. Sunkissed 🌞
423. Waiting for our next eclipsed, my moon. ☀ 🌜
424. I live for days like this. 🍃
425. Whatever. 🙄
426. Keep going!
427. #GetTheGOAL
428. It’s Fri-YAY!
429. Walkin’ around as I own it.
430. La vie en rose. 💟
431. Hakunamatata 🦁
432. Hola! 
433. Spreading good vibes and positivity.
434. Live. Love. Laugh
435. Be incredibly appreciative.
436. May you have a day that is as enjoyable as getting this selfie right the first time.
437. I’m not lazy; I’m just content.
438. No one can dictate me.
439. Take a Selfie!
440. Brilliant ideas come from simplicity.
441. I know who I am.
442. Walk the talk!
443. Soar high like an eagle. 🦅
444. Friends make life better. 👯‍♀️
445. Making peace with my broken pieces.
446. Break the rules and have fun.
447. Vibin’
448. The simplicity of things has beauty.
449. It’s selfie time after dinner.
450. Happy kid inside!
451. All smiles!
452. Keep it lowkey!
453. I obviously lack selfie control.
454. I’ll be able to see how I look.
455. My vibe, my rules.
456. Perfection is an illusion.
457. Born to stand out.

Short Happy Captions for Instagram

458. Happiness is freedom.
459. Happiness is a bird flying freely.
460. Being happy is a gift.
461. I am happy with the blessing that I have.
462. Happiness is a gift from above.
463. Being happy in life means contentment.
464. Happiness is a rare gem.
465. You should find happiness within yourself.
466. Happiness equates to peace of mind.
467. Happiness allows you to sleep soundly.
468. You cannot buy happiness.
469. Not all people are happy.
470. Lucky are those who are happy in life.
471. Be happy, and it makes your life longer.
472. Happiness comes from being healthy.
473. Every day is a new day to be happy.
474. Happiness is an inside job.
475. The best makeup to wear is happiness.
476. Happiness is a state of mind.
477. Happiness becomes real when shared with others.
478. Happiness is a destination.
479. Know what you want in life, and you will be happy.
480. Do not please other people; it will just make you one step further from being happy.
481. Be happy you are not here to please people.
482. Do what you love, and happiness will come.
483. Being positive and happy all the time will erase all the negativities.
484. Being happy makes you see the goodness in people.
485. Happiness is a sunflower that follows the sun’s movement.
486. Being happy takes you back to your childhood.
487. Be happy and carefree!
488. Life is too short not to be happy.
489. Life is so precious to waste and be unhappy.
490. Happiness is like a four-leaf clover.
491. Happiness is a gem, lucky to have, rare to find.
492. Music boosts your mood and makes you happy.
493. Are you happy? Come on! Dance along with me.
494. Move your body to the beat! Let’s be happy!
495. Do the happy dance.
496. People who know who they are are the happiest.
497. I am happier when I’m with you.
498. Smile and spread happiness.
499. Happiness is contagious.
500. Happiness is watching your favorite movie on a Friday night.
501. Happiness is tucking yourself cozy inside your blanket on a rainy day.
502. Sleep makes me happy.

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